HERE'S SOME OF THE THINGS I DON'T DO DURING SCHOOL SESSION:
1. IF I SAW SOMEONE CHEATING ON EXAMS, JUST LET THEM BE. THEY WOULDN'T ABLE TO DO SO DURING THE STATES EXAM ANYWAY.
2. DON'T BUTT IN ANYONE'S BUSSINESS. I'M SURE I HATE IT IF SOMEONE DO THAT TO ME.
3. DON'T ACCUSE SOMEONE OF DOING THINGS THAT ARE NOT CLEARLY TRUE, EVEN IF IT IS TRUE. IT'S BETTER IF U JUST SHUT UP AND MIND YOUR OWN BUSSINESS.
4. IF I FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE, I WON'T TELL THEM ABOUT IT UNTIL I KNOW THAT HE LOVE ME 1ST.
5. I DON'T BLEND IN WITH JERKS.
6. I DON'T TELL MY SECRETS TO ANYONE EXCEPT TO MY TRUSTFUL FAMILY, COUSINS AND NIECES, AND FRIENDS.
Saturday, May 14, 2011
WARNING! NOOBZ ALERT!!!
IT HAPPENED DURING RECESS (I THINK), I WAS CHATTING WITH MY FRIENDS AT THAT TIME.
THEN, SUDDENLY THIS GUY aka ‘THE NOOB BOY’ CAME OUT OF NO WHERE AND JOINED IN. SO, WE WERE OKAY WITH IT AT FIRST. WE CONTINUED CHATTING ABOUT FUN STUFF LIKE MUSIC, LIFESTYLE AND ETC. LATER, IT ALL WENT LIKE THIS:
THE NOOB BOY: HEY, U MUST HAVE A TONS OF FUR!
AND I WAS SO PISSED OFF WHEN I HEARD HIM SAID THAT. WHO DID HE THINK HE IS TO SAY SUCH CRAP? THAT IS SO NONE OF HIS BUSSINESS! AFTER THAT,
ME : SINCE WHEN I HAVE LOTS OF FUR, HUH? YOUR STATEMENT IS SO RIDICULOUS!
THE NOOB BOY: IF SO THEN PROVE IT. LET ME SEE YOUR HAND.
ME : NO PROBLEM. THERE, U SEE…
THE NOOB BOY: HAH! I WAS RIGHT. THERE ARE A LOT OF FUR ON YOUR HAND! THAT INCLUDES ON
YOUR FOREHEAD AS WELL.
ME : DIDN’T YOU KNOW THAT ALL GIRLS HAVE FUR ON THEIR FACE? I HAVE A SMALL
FOREHEAD THAT’S WHY MY HAIR GROWS THERE. DIDN’T YOU LOOK AT YOUR OWN FACE? YOUR FUR ARE WAY MORE THAN MINE, PLUS YOU ARE A GUY! LUCKY ME
FOR NOT HAVING A HUGE FOREHEAD LIKE YOURS TOO!
(FOR YOUR INFORMATION, MY FOREHEAD’S SIZE IS ABOUT 2 AND A HALF FINGERS. I MEASURED IT LIKE THIS ‘ = ’ GET IT? ).
AT THAT TIME, WE CONTINUED TO QUARREL. AS TIME PASSED BY, MY VOICE BECAME LOUDER AND LOUDER. UNTIL HE NOTICED THAT I’M ANGRY, HE GAVE UP. BUT THEN HE TALKED ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE THAT IS “ THE SIZE OF PENIS” WITH THE BOYS. TWO OUT OF THREE OF THEM WENT ALONG. THE ONE WHO DIDN’T TALK ABOUT IT WAS MY BOYFRIEND. HE’S NOT THE KIND OF GUY WHO SAYS ANYTHING HE WANTS FREELY, ESPECIALLY ABOUT SEX. HE USUALLY CHAT ABOUT SOMETHING THAT IS MORE COMFORTABLE TO TALK ABOUT. WHEN THOSE GUY’S WERE CHATTING ABOUT THEIR PENIS’S SIZE, MY BOYFRIEND CAME TOOK ME AWAY FROM THEM.
BOYFRIEND : HEY, I DON’T WANT YOU TO HEAR ABOUT WHAT THEY JUST SAID OKAY. IT IS
BETTER THAT WAY. ^_^
ME : OKAY. I HATE THAT KIND OF CONVERSATIONS ANYWAY. =3
BOYFRIEND : I’M GLAD TO HEAR THAT. *SMILES SWEETLY* ^_^
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